To All You Who Worship Life

To all you who worship life,

You worship something that:

• is always dying.
• always dies.
• often depends on killing or harming other living things in order for it to sustain itself.
• is generally full of pain and frustration.
• has the potential for far more suffering than joy.
• has no purpose because it came about by accident.
• is not chosen, but is forced upon.

I suggest that you stop worshipping life and start worshipping nonexistence. Nonexistence allows one to avoid all of the things that make life undesirable. You can worship nonexistence by not bringing things to life.* This includes not having children and not breeding animals.

*In cases of pregnancy, choose abortion.